Law Firm Puns



Lawyer & Attorney Name Puns

Funny partner firm combinations for people in the legal field



Law firm of:

Let's start with the most famous one, from the 3 Stooges:

Dewey, Cheatham & Howe


We can make a few variations on it:

Kenny, Cheatem and Howe

Dewey, Cheatham & Wynn


I've challenged myself to come up with 50 original "Law Firm name puns". Here we go...


#1.

Are you "Just a Gigolo" and relying on your

"Sugar Mommy" for your future savings? Then call

Dewey, Swindler & Wynn
To compensate you for ALL that you've 'put in'.
Lawyer Gifts


#2.
A freshly mopped floor? Talk to

Slippen, Fall & Sioux
for your retirement goals.

Lawyer Gifts



#3.
Call the law offices of
Lane, Weaver & Dent

for consultation on your DUI case.

Lawyer Gifts


#4.
Making a major purchase? Time to call
Lowe, Ball & Steele
as your legal negotiating team.
Lawyer Gifts



#5.
Difficult case coming? Be sure to use
      Dixon, Cox & Johnson
Specializing in the hard ones.
Lawyer Gifts



#6.
Need a divorce on a low budget? Then call
Lever, Quick & Hyde
to learn your options.
Lawyer Gifts


#7.
Collect from your sports gamblers. Call
Fonda, Welch, & Betz
since 'knee adjustments' are sort of frowned on these days.
Lawyer Gifts


#8.
Bad investment advice? Give us a call.
Wynn, Cash & Howe
Turn your 401k into $401k overnight!
Lawyer Gifts


#9.

Fonda, Lynn, Dix & Coxe
Representing choir masters since '69
Lawyer Gifts


#10.
Got felony charges pending? Contact

Wynn, Case & Gottfried
We put scum back on the street
Lawyer Gifts


#11.

 Luce, Case & Hyde
Not all that good, but you'll never find us.
Lawyer Gifts


#12.

 Baer, Butz & Spanken
Legal advice for BDSM.
Lawyer Gifts


#13.

 Walken, Trippon & Fallon
Klutzes have rights too!
Lawyer Gifts


#14.
Is your wife a nymphomaniac? Call
   Dickens, Hyde, Hirr & Cummin
and learn your rights and options.
(Offices right above the swingers club)
Lawyer Gifts


#15.
Been denied Maternity Benefits? Call
   Labor, Payne & Borne
to get all that's due.
Lawyer Gifts


#16.

  Dewey, Edam & Spitz
Representing watermelon union members world-wide.
Lawyer Gifts

Admit it... you expected some sort of
sexual reference on that one ;-)


#17.

 Coxe, Down & Dupp
Erectile Dysfunction law.
Lawyer Gifts


#18.
Butcher, Cooke & Edam
Specializing in food service and preparation cases.
Lawyer Gifts


#19.
Unfaithful wife? Call
Alda, Mann & Cider
Divorce Laws
Lawyer Gifts


#20.
Pandering charges? Call the offices of
Seller, Rass & Pimper
Specializing in Escort Services.
Lawyer Gifts




MORE FUNNY LAWYER PUNS


#21.
Fonda, Eaton, Busch & Howe

Lawyer Gifts


#22.
Luce, Lipp & Butz

Lawyer Gifts


#23
Dewer, Bush, & Lever

Lawyer Gifts


#24
Eaton, Lamb & Lovett
Lawyer Gifts


#25
Rugg, Munch, & Dyke
Lawyer Gifts


#26
Lender, Money & Luce

Lawyer Gifts


#27
Dewey, Zucker & Humper

Lawyer Gifts




#28
Fonda, Lynn & Grope

Lawyer Gifts


#29
Loven, Dix & Cider

Lawyer Gifts


#30
Dewey, Dicker & Spoon
Lawyer Gifts


#31
Dickens, Hyde & Throbben

Lawyer Gifts


#32
Ender, Payne & Dumper
Lawyer Gifts


#33
Johnson, Burns & Leeks

Lawyer Gifts


#34
Love, Coxe & Dahl
Lawyer Gifts


#35
Robin, Graves & Luten
Lawyer Gifts


#36
Munch, Rugg & Dewer

Lawyer Gifts


#37
Loven, Freely & Klapp
Lawyer Gifts


#38
Dyer, Hare & Trimmer
Lawyer Gifts


#39

Eaton, Lamb & Curry
Lawyer Gifts


#40

Fonda, Lynn & Loven
Lawyer Gifts


#41

Locke, Stock & Beryl

Lawyer Gifts


#42

Dewey, Misser & Howe
Lawyer Gifts


#43

Watts, Zahn, Furst & Nohu
Lawyer Gifts
A pun tribute to the classic pun skit!


#44

Cummins, Cider & Spoon
Lawyer Gifts



#45

Clapp, Hahn & Klapov
Lawyer Gifts


#46

Forth, Down & Hinchez
Lawyer Gifts


#47

Furst & Cole
Lawyer Gifts


#48

Hall, Lass & Runn
Lawyer Gifts


#49

Given, Chase & Ketchum
Lawyer Gifts


#50

Pierce, Deere & Lipp
Lawyer Gifts


#51

Dewey, Dewar & Bragg
Lawyer Gifts


#52

Harden, Long, & Thicke
Lawyer Gifts



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